Friday the 13th Review

Yesterday was Friday the 13th. My luck is horrifcally unlucky on this day. In other words, It is where fate dumps all the terrible things on me.


First, when I woke up, my hair was a mess. Since my hair was longer than usual, my hair didn't mess up in the morning. But for some reason, science took action and messed my hair. (My hair was fine after excess usage of water, though.) Next, in Math, my group won this game and won each other a Starburst candy. At least that came out well. The day goes through and in American Cultures, my audio file on my flash drive disappeares right before my eyes, which I had to do a Voice Thread, but there was no sound to it. So I recorded it today. It turns out there was no sound to that, I got to not do the Voice Thread because I ran out of time, but I still received full points because I still had my script done. Walking to 6th period, as I close my locker, I somehow skinned my middle finger. In result, I bled rapidly, so I went to the nurse's office. 7th period then since it was a a half day because it was the end of the quarter, my mom took me to Friendly's to have lunch. But before that, we went to ToysRUs. I unwillingly went there because my mom had to buy a birthday card. I took advantage of this by buying a Magic Innistrad deck. Then I got a haircut. Thank God my haircut came out good. After that, at 1:10 we went to a pretzel store that gives free pretzels... until 1:00pm was. We were 10 minutes late. No free pretzels on this miserable day... So what was left was eating Friendly's. Thankfully, nothing went wrong here. As the day passed, surprisingly, nothing went wrong. What a day!



Ok, now you are hopefully done with reading my dreaded day, I would like to announce that Heroic Pyromancer has reached 8000 VIEWS. I can assure, once the big 10,000 hits, I will definitely throw something beyond the stars..!

I was kidding about the beyond the stars part... Nonetheless, just wait and see!



In turns out that there are a total of three Friday the 13th's this year, January, April, and July. These Friday the 13th's are exactly 13 weeks apart o.O Interestingly enough, these months are my three quarter birthday, my birthday, and my quarter birthday months. But my birthday is not on the 13, thankfully (whew) I'm now somewhat terrified of what I am up against, considering that I have to re-live this day two more times in this year. I might as well skip school just because of this phenomenon. I remember two years ago, August Friday the 13th, that I almost got my palm along the thumb got cut. Because the sink, where the water comes out had this jutted out point shredded my palm along the thumb, but not entirely. But at least I was the first to notice and notify this to my parents to prevent others being in my position. Did you know, that that day was on a wedding day I had to go to?


Well, um, how was your Friday the 13th?

Shelby Rose: Titanium rose to the top to get a rose.

See you in the Spiral!-Thunderblade

Heroic and I Know It

When I joust through by, princesses be looking like "wow he flow "
I pay to the lord, running through the guilds in my new gauntlet, yes
This is how I fight, crossbows and battle axe, out control
It's Piano Man with the two handed-sword, they like Lancelot while I got the flare

Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
I-I-I defeat foes

Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
I-I-I defeat foes

When I lance through the court, this is what I see
Everybody gapes and gazing on me
I got courage in my breastplate
And I'm all fearless to show it, show it, show it, show it...

I'm Heroic and I Know It
I'm Heroic and I Know It


Yes, when I'm at the dungeon, guards just cant seem to fight them off
And when I'm at the yards, I'm in a visor trying to protect my head, what?
This is how I fight, come on princesses, it's time to leave
We headed to the pub, lady don't be shy, swords and shields and I still get drinks

Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
I-I-I defeat foes

Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
I-I-I defeat foes

When I lance through the court, this is what I see
Everybody gapes and gazing on me
I got courage in my breastplate
And I'm all fearless to show it, show it, show it, show it...

I'm Heroic and I Know It
I'm Heroic and I Know It

Take it out, take it out...

Brandish, brandish, brandish, brandish, brandish yeah!
Brandish, brandish, brandish, brandish, brandish yeah!
Brandish, brandish, brandish, brandish, brandish yeah!
Brandish, brandish, brandish, brandish, yeah, yeah!

Do the brandish, man, I do the brandish, man
I'm Heroic and I Know It

Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
I-I-I defeat foes

Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
Awwhhh, queen look at that mustang
I-I-I defeat foes

I'm Heroic and I Know It




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Yeah, I just made that parody from one of LMFAO's song. I do not wish to include that name because the song name may include a descriptive adjective in it that you do not want to know. It's for your own good, but I already have been brainwashed and many others may have, too.

Now... Heroic and I Know It...

This song was to parodize a song that is well known. And since I'm Heroic and I obviously need a song for everyone to know that I am, this came out. I decided to make it more medieval because the first thing that came into my mind when the word "heroic" was there, knights, jousting, swords, etc. sprouted from that seed.

I honestly think this is an ok attempt on making a Heroic parody.

The thing is....


I'm slightly obsessed with LMFAO. At my school, I'm known as "Mr. Party Rocker", or "Party Rock kid", or "lost member of LMFAO".

This is because I wore Party Rock clothing to school. Good thing none of it was inappropriate.


So you can conclude that I am a little more than slightly obsessed with LMFAO.


And yes, everyday I shuffle. That's how ludicrous I am.

Shelby Rose: Everyday I'm Shufflin'

See you in the Spiral!-Thunderblade

Happy New Year's! 2012!

Happy New Year's, readers, familiy, and friends! It's a new year!

I wish I could say more, but I really got to go to bed so good night ^_^

...and Merry late Christmas.

Shelby Rose: Chicken in a basket.

See you in Spiral!-Thunderblade